Get a Job…Yes, Indeed
The modern man knows that while life is short, your career can be even shorter. A study was released earlier this year that spoke to the fact that hundreds of millions of dollars are lost every year in worker productivity due to Fantasy Football. I don’t even want to imagine how many man hours are wasted looking for new jobs on company time. So, the next time your boss catches you looking for new jobs, point out the fact that you are actually saving him money by using Indeed.com, your one stop job search tool.
“In one simple search, Indeed gives job seekers free access to millions of employment opportunities from thousands of websites. Indeed.com includes all the job listings from major job boards, newspapers, associations and company career pages - and we continue to add new sites every day.”
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Life is About Little Victories
No matter how big or how small, lay a challenge down and the modern man will accept. It feels good to win. Whether you win the office NCAA basketball pool or the tour de France…a victory is a victory. I almost choked on a mouthfull of saltine crackers, eaten the ATOMIC chicken wing, and successfully ran up a “down” escalator. Why…because someone told me that I couldn’t. There was no rhyme or reason to my decisions, just a little voice in the back of my mind screaming out “you can do it, you can beat this guy.”
These challenges used to be undertaken without refernce to past man’s failures or accurate gauge of your opponent’s strengths. These days, however, there are thousands of websites out there who showcase the been there and done that. Ask Men is a website dedicated to the intricacies of the male species.
“AskMen.com is a free online destination for men, a men’s portal, designed to provide men with daily features on subject matter that interests the general male population.
What is its mission? To offer men candid advice, that is useful, practical and entertaining. AskMen.com address issues regarding dating, women, fashion, money, fitness, and entertainment. Offering advice that is too complicated or unrealistic does not serve any viable purpose, therefore it deals with topics that can be incorporated into men’s daily lives.”
The Modern Man no longer has to go through life like a neanderthal proving his point. We have tools and we have knowledge. We can learn from those whom have tried and failed. Teddy Roosevelt would stay up all night and read up on subject matter he knew was of interest to those he would meet with the following day. He didn’t have Wikipedia or Google, but he did have the where with all to prepare himself for his daily battles. The result…Little Victories.
Whether you have plans next Saturday with your foodie friends, a Harvard MBA, or an Art History major, don’t forget to brush up on the topic matter that you know they are interested in. A little homework on gourmet cousine, luxury watches, or modern art could make all the difference between a night of sounding smarter than you actually are and arm wrestling for the check. The measure of the modern man lies in his ability to win the affection of others.
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Man Laws
Football season has finally arrived. NFL and College football is underway, and that puts a smile on many a man’s face. We have been patiently waiting the past seven months for an excuse to sit in front of the television and drink Budweiser all day. There is nothing like screaming profanities at an unaffected roster of over paid men while they try to inflict pain on others.
Apparently, I am not the only one who has been waiting for the fall. Advertisers have spent the off season crafting their message to affect the much saught after demographic of men whom spend their days glued to their plasma. Though Tivo has enabled us to fast forward through most of the garbble, Miller has found a way to reach the masses with their Man Laws. A few of my favorites have are listed below:
“A man should never take his girlfriend to a sporting event instead of his drinking buddies unless all his drinking buddies are unable to go. (In which, said buddies should promptly turn in their man cards.)”
“A man may only speak with his wife/girlfriend once during a guy’s night out, and may reply to two text messages only to tell her not to call again or text again.”
“On Valentine’s Day, never give anything unbeatable to your significant other, for she will expect you to topo that gift the following year.”
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Looking for a Bargain…
The modern man is always on the go. We don’t have the time or the room to lug around a copy of Tolstoy’s “War and Peace” in our Jack Spade’s. The magazine has not replaced the great literary works of this century, but it has certainly captured a disposable following. When I leave my apartment for the uptown R train, there is nothing like opening a magazine for a crash course in life before I hit the office. I can learn how to hot wire a car, fix my slice, and hack my iPod all before my first cup of coffee.
Only suckers pay full price. With your typical guys magazine going for an average of 4 bucks on the street, the only way to get your daily dose is to hit the internet looking for a bargain. There are lots of sites out there to choose from, but I am particularly fond of BigMags.com. I logged on the other day to take advantage of the “5 magazines for 1 year” offer at a measly $29.95 (Maxim, Entrepreneur, Wired, Golf Illustrated, and Traveler). You can hardly walk out of Barnes and Noble these days for 50 cents an issue, you won’t feel so bad leaving a copy behind in the john.
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It’s Plasma Season!
There comes a time in a man’s life when his 20 inch tv/vcr combo from college just won’t cut it anymore. The combo has served its purpose, but who watches tapes, and more importantly why would anyone want to watch football on a rinky dink 20 inch tv. The modern man knows that the ONLY way to watch the game is on at least a 42′ flat panel.
Walk into your local Best Buy or Circuit City, and that middle aged jerk who still lives at home with his mother, will try to sell you on the latest and greatest without regard to your financial situation. Best advice…know before you go. There are thousands of resources to pour over to help make the best decision. Save yourself the time and go to CNET for a one page break down…
“If you’re in the market for a big screen television — and we’re talking 42- inches and above — then we’d suggest plasma as a safe bet. Plasmas give you more bang for your buck at the big end of town, and while LCDs can give you better resolution, the price difference is currently too wide. However, if money’s not an issue and you want the sharpest image in town, then a large LCD is for you. At the smaller end of things (15″ to 36″ TVs), LCD is the only way to go if you want something slim and tasteful. And the best thing is that LCDs are getting cheaper all the time. “
Sack up already. You’ve got less than a week until your friends come over for the Ohio State and Texas kickoff Saturday, Sept 9 at 7:00 pm.
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