Football season has finally arrived. NFL and College football is underway, and that puts a smile on many a man’s face. We have been patiently waiting the past seven months for an excuse to sit in front of the television and drink Budweiser all day. There is nothing like screaming profanities at an unaffected roster of over paid men while they try to inflict pain on others.
Apparently, I am not the only one who has been waiting for the fall. Advertisers have spent the off season crafting their message to affect the much saught after demographic of men whom spend their days glued to their plasma. Though Tivo has enabled us to fast forward through most of the garbble, Miller has found a way to reach the masses with their Man Laws. A few of my favorites have are listed below:
“A man should never take his girlfriend to a sporting event instead of his drinking buddies unless all his drinking buddies are unable to go. (In which, said buddies should promptly turn in their man cards.)”
“A man may only speak with his wife/girlfriend once during a guy’s night out, and may reply to two text messages only to tell her not to call again or text again.”
“On Valentine’s Day, never give anything unbeatable to your significant other, for she will expect you to topo that gift the following year.”
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